is week, we found out that a few New York City residents were interrupting their neighbors sleep cycles in a big way, thanks to The Daily Dot's interactive map showing how many complaints were called in to 311 to report loud, er, "activities." This got us thinking: How loud are most people during sex?
“I always pictured myself as a SoHo kind of girl,” says one 27-year-old woman, “but according to this map, I definitely belong in Williamsburg. There’s something about letting out a good scream that helps me orgasmfaster, so I’m all about getting loud to help me get there!”
“I’m not a screamer, but I moan, a lot,” says another 25-year-old reader, who could call the Lower East Side home based on her response. “When I lived with a roommate, she often teased me in the morning that she could tell I’d had a very fun night, but I never had any neighbors complain—at least that I know of!”
“I’m way too self-conscious to scream during sex,” a 31-year-old reader confesses. “Consider me a perfect fit for the Upper East Side, because I’m the kind of person who doesn’t want her neighbors to ever know her thatwell.”
“I actually once had a neighbor complain directly to me,” admits a 26-year-old woman, whose story might put her smack in the center of Bay Ridge. “While I wasn’t screaming, my headboard was knocking against her bedroom wall late one night while she was trying to sleep. The next day, she knocked on my door and asked me if I’d consider moving my bed to another wall!”
“The noisiest we get is heavy breathing,” says a 29-year-old woman whose bedroom behaviors might land her in Chelsea. “Our neighbors probably think we never have sex! But I think sex noises just sound weird—like, some people sound like they’re actually in pain during sex—so I’m all too happy to keep quiet and focus on the feeling.”
So, how loud do you get during sex?
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